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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Autor</th> <th class="thCornerR">Wiadomość</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Gastraskop</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/Athena/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Wysłany: Sob 7:03, 24 Lut 2007<span class="gen"> </span> Temat postu: priest in customs</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, "Father, may I ask a favour?" "Of course. What may I do for you?" "Well, I bought an expensive woman's electronic hair dryer for my mother's birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through Customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?" "I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie." <br />"With your honest face, Father, no one will question you." When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest go ahead of her. The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?" "From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare." <br /> <br />The official thought this answer strange, so asked, "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?" "I have a marvellous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused." <br /> <br />Roaring with laughter, the official said, "Go ahead, Father." "Next." <img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br /><a href="http://phenterminecheap.d3ald.info/maps.html" target="_blank" class="postlink" onclick="this.className='postlink2'; return true;">maps</a> <br /><a href="http://phenterminebuy.h3tlh.info/phentermine-raleigh.html" target="_blank" class="postlink" onclick="this.className='postlink2'; return true;">phentermine raleigh</a> <br /><a href="http://phenterminesale.e3wle.info/adipex-phentermine.html" target="_blank" class="postlink" onclick="this.className='postlink2'; return true;">adipex phentermine</a></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/Athena/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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