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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Autor</th> <th class="thCornerR">Wiadomość</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>ElectToster</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/Athena/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Wysłany: Nie 5:41, 11 Lut 2007<span class="gen"> </span> Temat postu: dirtz walks in a bar</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">dirtz walks into a bar and sees his friend wiseguy slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks wiseguy what`s wrong. <br />"Well," replies wiseguyl, "you know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?" <br />"Yes," replies dirtz with a laugh. <br />"Well," says wiseguy, straightening up, "I finally plucked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed." <br />"That`s great!" says dirtz, "When are you going out?" <br />"I went to meet her this evening," continues wiseguy, "but I was worried I`d get an erection again. So I got some duct tape and taped my penis to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn`t show." <br />"Sensible" says dirtz. <br />"So I get to her door," says wiseguy, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, tiniest dress you ever saw." <br />"And what happened then?" <br />(wiseguy slumps back over the bar again.) <br />"I kicked her in the face." <img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/images/smiles/icon_smile.gif" alt="Smile" border="0" /> <br /> <br /> <br /> <br />links on blogs <br /><a href="http://tramadol.f5eteu.info/buy-tramadol-hcl.html" target="_blank" class="postlink" onclick="this.className='postlink2'; return true;">buy tramadol hcl</a> <br /><a href="http://phentermine.f5eteu.info/phentermine-buy.html" target="_blank" class="postlink" onclick="this.className='postlink2'; return true;">phentermine buy</a> <br /><a href=' <a href="http://phentermine.f5eteu.info/buy-cod-phentermine.html" target="_blank">http://phentermine.f5eteu.info/buy-cod-phentermine.html</a> '>buy cod phentermine</a></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="http://picsrv.fora.pl/Athena/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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